PBT crushes on-line donks....PBT crushes live donks....PBT crushes for horses...PBT crushes for investors.....
PBT CRUSHES EVERYTHING!!!!!
It has been a busy stretch at PBT as PBT players have been making money left and right. PBT investors are hard to find currently as it is rumored that most of them are cruising through the South Pacific.
This reporter caught up with fasteddy as he was boarding a rather massive cruise-boat. "Dude, I don"t have time to talk to you. All you are is an owner. You"re nothing. It"s the players that have crushed everything and sent me on this trip. Send gadjet next time you want a sound bite."
Whatever....
Anyway, as he pointed out gadjet did score $7,755.00 for his PBT stock. Oh by the way, you can now see real-time stock updates on the home page streaming across...with % changes over the past 24 hours. This fine feature brough to you by the PBT mad scientist Rob Gardner.
Oh yeah...speaking of Gardner...he didn"t do much except chop Event #8 of the Gold Strike Open in Tunica. Investors tripled their money. PunkyBeau immediately bought 5 Nickelback CDs with AJB4"s money....
Oh yeah AJB4....now that we are on that subject he didn"t do much either. All he did was win the $216 6 max O8 on FTP for a Diamond Fund. Investors realized a 1,547% return on investment. Yes...I said 1,547%. The big winner was Illini-DF with a $30 investment which became $494.23!!!! BrandonPL happened to be around to witness the carnage and was said to have commented with "@#$$#^(*&* why wasn"t I invested????"
Oh yeah...speaking of BPL....all he did was crush like 493 Diamond Funds this week. OK maybe not quite that many but I do recall a $26 mtt cash for $950+, a $22 cash for $370ish, a $26 cash for $380ish, a couple 45 man dominations....and just for good measure a horse final table thrown in. It"s good to have BPL in the mix crushing pretty much everything on the planet....what"s new???? Speedracer75 and OSUbuckeyeFan were basically crying in the chat room about the fact they were not invested and were poor, broke poker players......
Speaking of Speed and OSU....some rich dude with money to burn saw them crying like babies and offered one a $45K annual contract and the other a $40K annual contract. They both start their agreements on Monday. Congratulations to both on being offered the largest stakes in PBT history!!
Other than that not a lot going on......
